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yo yo yo:) My name is Julia and I am 16 yeaRS OLD. I am not human, I am an elf. Yes, with the ears. I was alive during the time of the "Lord of the Rings" In fact my origional name is Arwen. So yes I was married to the hottie called Aragorn. HA. Sickened?;) I am currently having an affair with friend called Emmett who is married to my best friend Katie. I am such a rebel. I hope Aragorn isn't mad. My son is currently the president of America. At least he was. He was Abraham Lincoln, or is he dead now? I'm not sure... What a ledge:L
At the moment, I am studying political wellbeings of Giraffes in the Giraffe University of Cuba. It's quite interesting, but the damn giraffes don't shut up. They also like peanuts. (No innuendo intended)
If you are a perverted stalker/pedophile please leave. Or I will eat you and your mother. And maybe your Brother...if he's hot? Is he hot?
Who reads these things anyway? Until next time I get around to making one of these stupid silly things, I bid you adieu.
*Enter whatever Goodbye in elvish here*
I'm starting to forget my own language...sob:(

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